Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?

I saw a chicken crossing the road on my way home this evening. As I was driving at a constant speed, my wife shouted and said "Hey, beware of the chicken. It is crossing the road". The chicken was on the other side of the road and the car stops immediately, and so I did just in case that little thing dash over to my side of the road. It caused a standstill for a while as the traffic behind stops, wandering what had happened. "Hey, there is a chicken crossing the road"

And the famous question till today that no one can answer.

"Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?"


Plato:"For its own good. At the other side of the street, lies the truth".

Aristotle:"It's in the chicken's nature to cross the streets".

Moses:"And God told the chicken:Thou must cross the street.
And the chicken obeyed, for His Name to be glorified...".

Galilleo:"But it did cross it!"

Descartes:"To get to the opposite side".

Machiavelli:"The aim, crossing the street, purifies the means, whatever these are".

Karl Marx:"It was historically inevidable".

Charles Darwin:"Through the years, chickens were genetically chosen to be able to cross the streets".

Martin Luther King:"I dream of a world where every chicken will have the right to cross the street".

Darwin: "It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees".

Tony Blair: "I don't know, whatever the President of America said."

Issac Newton: "Chicken at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross the road."

Grandpa: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that is good enough for us".

As the chicken was half way in the middle of the road, that little fella was wandering what is happening with all the horning. It was so undecided moving back and forth trying to get its bearing right on which direction to go. As I halted my car to stationary and allow the chicken to crossed the road, I was asking "Why is the CHICKEN crossing the road". Can't it just stay put on the other side. Why is the chicken risking it lives to cross the road, what is in it for the little fella over here.

So this is the million dollar QUESTION that is not answered till today.

Have you seen a chicken crossing the road?


Chipmunkrock said...

did you go for the saberkas run?

C-CUBE said...

no,i didnt. there is a Polis 10k run i think on April 16. not decided whether to go for this run, but definitely doing the pacesetters 15k run after my mt kinabalu trip on May 4

lifemou said...

Y did the chicken cross d road? But they are not d chicken how come they knew y did d chicken cross the road???

WAIT!!!!...U mean one of them actually is the chicken??!!! WOAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

C-CUBE said...

You know wat, I think only a chicken will know why did they cross the road!!! Maybe there are more worms on the other side of the road or maybe there are better looking cockerel on the other side of the road. Dont ask me........