Thursday, September 29, 2005


Noah's Ark
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.



ONE: Don't miss the boat.


TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.


THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the
Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really BIG.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.


SIX: Build your future on high ground.


SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.


EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.


NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.


TEN: Remember, the
Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

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